{"id":25,"date":"2013-11-18T23:07:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T23:07:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/?p=25"},"modified":"2013-11-18T23:07:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T23:07:55","slug":"secret-weapon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Secret weapon&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Mr. Toots!<\/h1>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/redfaction.wikia.com\/wiki\/Mr._Toots\">http:\/\/redfaction.wikia.com\/wiki\/Mr._Toots<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Mr. Toots<\/strong><\/em> is a weapon in the game Red Faction: Armageddon. Mr. Toots:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>shoots <strong><em>rainbow laser blasts <\/em><\/strong>out of his posterior<\/li>\n<li>[is] highly accurate and extremely destructive<\/li>\n<li>the &#8216;rainbow&#8217; that fires is produced as a laser and can destroy anything in its path<\/li>\n<li>enemies that are killed by this ray have a tendency to explode into a group of <em><strong>rainbows<\/strong> <strong>and<\/strong> <strong>butterflies<\/strong><\/em> that quickly disperse<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i1-games.softpedia-static.com\/screenshots\/Red-Faction-Armageddon-Mr-Toots-Unleashed-Trailer_7.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/i43.tinypic.com\/6fmgdh.jpg\" width=\"500\" \/><\/p>\n<h2>Watch this video!<\/h2>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QNNa4xRUtvs\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=QNNa4xRUtvs<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/redfaction.wikia.com\/wiki\/Mr._Toots\">\u00a0<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Toots! http:\/\/redfaction.wikia.com\/wiki\/Mr._Toots Mr. Toots is a weapon in the game Red Faction: Armageddon. Mr. Toots: shoots rainbow laser blasts out of his posterior [is] highly accurate and extremely destructive the &#8216;rainbow&#8217; that fires is produced as a laser and can destroy anything in its path enemies that are killed by this ray have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rainbows","category-unicorns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28,"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions\/28"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.lauren.xxx\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}